~ If you don't chop its head off, the past will come
back to haunt you, usually when it's most inconvienent.
~ Live, grow stronger. Fight another day (year, century, etc.).
~ Just because something is pretty or innocent-looking doesn't mean it isn't hazardous to your health.
~ Age does not necessarily bring wisdom.
~ Never, ever go anywhere without your sword.
~ Always be sure to keep good beer stocked in the refrigerator. You never know when an unexpected guest may drop by.
~ Decapitation is the surest way to kill anything.
~ You're never too old to try something new.
~ If you lose your head, it's over.
~ Be wary of people who's last name begins with a "K".
~ Long coats are always fashionable, even in summer.
~ Know who your friends are, but know your enemies better.
~ Immortality isn't about living forever, it's about what you do with the time you have.
~ It's good to be a myth.
~ The world doesn't change, not in 500 years, not in 5000. Only the details change.
~ Everyone has secrets.
~ Avoid getting shot at. Even if it doesn't kill you, it still hurts!
~ Always respect your elders. They may be able to teach you something (even if you don't want to learn), and you'll miss them when they're gone.
~ If "old friends" show up out of the blue, they usually want something.
~ Invest in property insurance. You don't know when or where a freak electrical storm will strike.
~ Learn dirty words in other languages. Even if you don't use them, it will help to understand when someone insults you.
~ Dare to love. Even if it doesn't last forever, it's worth it.